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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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