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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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