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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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