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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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