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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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