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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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