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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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