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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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