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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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