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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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