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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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