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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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