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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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