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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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