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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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