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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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