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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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