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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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