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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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