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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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