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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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