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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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