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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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