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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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