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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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