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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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