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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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