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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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