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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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