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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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