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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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