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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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