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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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