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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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