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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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