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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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