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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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