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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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