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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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