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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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