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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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