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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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