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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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