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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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