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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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