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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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