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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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