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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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