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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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