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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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