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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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