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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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