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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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