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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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