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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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