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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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