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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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