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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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