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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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