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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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