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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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